"Western Black Rhino Declared Extinct" 11/06/2013

Poem for the Black Rhino

I'm a little funny looking
I must confess,
all chunky boxy & truck-like
and with 2 big old horns
that look quite deadly
but really we just
use them for show mostly
oh and digging around
in termite hills,

I do hear though
that you humans
really cherish them
for folk cures and
help with your
dicks and such,
you know
very important
scientific things,

but then again
we can make a fearsome
fearsome charge
at a land-rover
full of folks
all with their
cameras & stuff,
at least we used to
till we became
fucking
extinct!!!